The first thing the shirt does is refuse a handshake. Above the words, a yellow caution triangle holds a black hand with a diagonal slash through it — the standard visual grammar of do not enter, do not touch, keep out. Below it, in warning-sign lettering, the shirt states its terms: NOT FRIENDLY and DO …

The native garment preview shows four letters and a period: meh. — lowercase, bold, white, set large against a dark shirt. No illustration. No animal. No secondary slogan. The word sits there in the middle of the chest like a shrug that has been through design review and come back unchanged. That period is doing …

The first thing I notice on the garment preview is not the cat. It is the spacing. The word Daddy sits centered beneath a small cat silhouette, and the letters C and T flank that silhouette at roughly the same height as the animal’s body. Read left to right, the top line is not a …